Best part of Disney's Pixar Up. →
IT'S LIKE EVERY DREAM I EVER MADE CAME TRUE,
swimgoldfish: chelsea1dagger7: the day I woke up lying next to YOOOOU. WOULD YOU BE MY BEST FRIEND, I’d offer you my heart .. ‘CAUSE IT’S ALREADY YOOOOURS! (I wish everyone could hear me sing right now.) This song means the world to me. hey! our song!
Pregnant women are among a select group of people who are actually allowed to...– Dr. Cox, Scrubs (via misplacedyouth)
Love & Communication
wife: [burps louder]
I'd like to think of this as our first successful family discussion.
Honesty Hour. No questions are deleted. Nothing is...
Beard Compliment Translations
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.” = I want to have sex with you. “Are you working on growing a beard?” = I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard. “I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.” = I would be DTF if you had a winter beard. “Your beard looks good today.” = My pants are coming off.
palisphorxvx: religious-as-fuck-xvx: eyehatedann: glasscoffin: I feel like if you’re arresting someone, why they’re being arrested is sort of an important detail. as fucked up as it is that these police are refusing to tell this man why he is being arrested. this guy is kinda funny in what he is saying. like…. what the fuck. What she said ^ Also I can’t tell if this is the lead singer...